|WE ARE THE OF||
Played in lots of rock bands in Seattle. Refuzors, Shattered Machine, Queen Annes, The World Outside and Trapezoid Monks to name some of them. Writes almost all of the material and plays guitar really shitty.
Plays drums and only wears colanders if we staple them to his head. Plays with a high level of skill for a number of bands. Drives really fast but has a leaky dog.
Master of the bizarre. Is always here, wherever that is. Played drums on all of "Oh It's The OF" Provides insanity as required on a number of percussive instruments and also sings and stuff.
Turned on by the opportunity to wear a piece of kitchen hardware as a fashion statement. Does his homework and wears clean socks.
Forced to play bass as a second language. Keeps nails tidy and is widely assumed to be sane.
PAT "RIVER JESUS" NEVIN
Damn dirty hippy sings with the band when he hasn't been abandoned in a snowy wasteland or dragged behind a speeding donkey.
Usually can remember the words to most of the instrumentals.
Played with JC in a band before, and is still capable of rational thought. Has ambivalent feelings toward Phish. We're helping him with that.